Fortunately, the Milk

by Neil Gaiman

[alindstadtcorbeax]

Always a delight :-)

Also, so me. At 5 I sat my mom down and said we had to talk. I said Santa isn’t real, mom, is he? She goes, clearly a bit panicked, why would you think that honey?! I said well for one, we keep the front door locked at night and have no chimney. Number two, is Santa can’t possibly have the exact same wrapping paper and handwriting as you and dad, mom. ;-). She was holding her breath during my little shpeal and then finally exhaled when I was done. She said, you really are too smart for your own good, Ashley.

Haha; Then I said so about the tooth fairy and Easter bunny...