Perhaps the most important element of any zombie apocalypse survival strategy is home preparation and defense. Zombie survivalists will learn in this humorous primer how to survey and repair any home defense weaknesses and deficiencies, how to build a store of rations and necessary supplies, and how to identify and establish ideal zombie-proof locations within the home. Also covered are strategies for surviving an extended zombie siege, how to clear your home and neighborhood of zombie infestations, how to integrate within your group survivors of zombie combat from outside your area, and how to link up and coordinate with other survivor groups.