Timesneeze

by David Campton

Published 16 May 1974
When Basher, an overworked, intelligent factory worker, working in a large unit producing fictional appliances known as "timing devices", is sacked from his job by his evil boss, H.E, he has a plan up his sleeve. Basher has been working on a time machine, or time converter, with the ability to transport him anywhere in time. However, as Basher is transported from the kingdom of king Arthur, to the arabian desert, to the bizzare world of between timers to an Orwellian future, hosted over by the sinister Computer, he begins to wonder if will ever return home. His is not aided by his bizzare disability, causing a fit of sneezes whenever he tells a lie...