Local Dialect
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This title presents the great and glorious events in Bristle's past, fully illustrated with line drawings and historical photographs. It is described by Derek as a slapstick dash through 600 years of local excitements. The cartoons are by Vic and Derek has provided the text.
For the first time-every word of Bristle you need to know, in one book! Speak Bristle fluently, without going to Nice Cool! Master the difference between Forgots Ache and Yukon Talk. Learn Bristle Time- measured in Mince, Daze, Munce and Yers. This valuable guide covers everything from health (Dire Eel) to gardening (Rub Sheep), from geography (Port Zed, Bart Nil, Annum) to shopkeepers' chat (Thin Else? Ooze Necks?). If you're baffled (Blow Defy Know), read it aloud (Seizure Knit Looks) and you'll understand (Get it Sordid Doubt). Try it. (Sink Ready Bull!)