Little Badman
2 total works
Little Badman and the Invasion of the Killer Aunties
by Humza Arshad and Henry White
One of The Guardian's 100 best holiday books for 2019
'Wildly over the top and satisfying' The Observer New Review Children's Book of the Month
'This book is bonkers but proper funny- it's Drake meets James Bond' Match of the Day Magazine
'Microwaved pants and killer bees feature in this rib-aching comic caper, heightened with moments of real tenderness and heart.' The Guardian
"A perfect read for Tom Gates fans: prepare for big belly laughs and great advice on how to be yourself." BookTrust
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"You've probably heard of me, right? Little Badman. No? Oh. Well. . . Doesn't matter. You will do one day. I'm gonna be big."
I'm Humza Khan, the greatest eleven-year-old rapper Eggington has ever known; soon everyone will know my name.
Only problem is school has got really weird, man. All my teachers are disappearing and our aunties are taking over.
It wasn't too bad at the start, they keep feeding us delicious snacks. Like, all the time.
But now these aunties are trying to mess with my music, so me and my best friends Umer and Wendy are going to hunt for the truth. Cos something big and bad is going on and we won't let anything mess with my music... or you know, the world.
A hilarious and fast-paced adventure from comedian Humza Arshad and screen writer Henry White, perfect for fans of David Solomons and David Baddiel.
Little Badman and the Rise of the Punjabi Zombies
by Humza Arshad and Henry White
Time for another Little Badman adventure. This time, Humza, Umer and Wendy must face . . . THE UNDEAD.
Welcome to Big School.
Humza Khan - aka Little Badman, Eggington's greatest rapper - might have finally met his match.
Evil teacher geniuses and giant killer hamsters (see previous Little Badman adventures for details) are nothing compared to starting a new school.
He's already been out rap-battled by the school bully, laughed at by his classmates. Oh, and we haven't even mentioned the ancient magical orb causing havoc and very possibly leading to world destruction.
At least Humza has found someone to help with his homework. It's just a shame this friend isn't exactly . . . alive.
Praise for Little Badman and the Invasion of the Killer Aunties, one of The Guardian's 100 best holiday books for 2019
'Wildly over the top and satisfying' The Observer New Review Children's Book of the Month
'Microwaved pants and killer bees feature in this rib-aching comic caper, heightened with moments of real tenderness and heart.' The Guardian
"A perfect read for Tom Gates fans: prepare for big belly laughs and great advice on how to be yourself." BookTrust