Xander and the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns
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Xander Stone travels to the home world of the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns and it smells surprisingly good! Once banished for being stinky, zombielike, upchucking creatures, the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns (still stinky, zombielike, upchucking creatures) return to their home world, Pegasia. Twelve-year-old Xander travels along, but Pegasia isn't the wretched realm he expects. Instead, beautiful, brightly coloured, tra-la-la-ing unicorns roam this fairy tale-ish world. Heck, even their farts smell strawberry-sweet! Which is a problem, since the Rainbow-Barfers have just emptied their stomachs and are craving fruit-flavoured unicorns!
Xander Stone didn't believe in unicorns until one puked on him! In this adventure, twelve-year-old Xander first meets the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns stinky, zombielike, upchucking creatures from the magical world of Pegasia. They've been banished to Earth for, well, being stinky, zombielike, upchucking creatures. However, Earth presents them with a great danger: HUMANS. Luckily, the dashing, naively heroic Xander vows to protect them and their disgusting secret at all costs.
Xander Stone must save the handsomest of all Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns! In this instalment, the handsomest of all Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns, Stalor, is missing. (P.S. He's not really that handsome.) Twelve-year-old Xander and his other stinky, zombielike, upchucking unicorns set out to find him. Their naively heroic quest leads them to another dimension ruled by a diabolically bizarre king. Can the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns save their relatively handsome friend, or will the plan throw up in their faces?
The secret of the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns is out and that makes Xander Stone sick! Twelve-year-old Xander is the only person on Earth who knows about the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns. Except, of course, for a rich and crazy billionaire who will stop at nothing to capture these zombielike, upchucking creatures and get even richer and crazier! Him too. The dashing, naively heroic Xander is the only hope for the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns. (So yeah, the odds aren't great.)
Xander Stone is your average twelve-year-old boy. And, like any average twelve-year-old boy, he didn't believe in unicorns. No way. No how. NOT A CHANCE. Then one day -- BLECH! -- one puked on him. Yes, PUKED on him! Filthy, sticky-icky, rainbow-coloured puke. If seeing is believing, Xander got beliefed all over his favourite trainers. UNICORNS WERE REAL! Not the beautiful, brightly coloured, tra-la-la-ing ones in fairy tales. But stinky, zombie, rainbow-puking ones. At that moment, Xander Stone vowed to protect them and their disgusting secret at all costs -- oh, and keep his trainers squeaky clean. Packed full of grotesquely delightful characters and fantastical adventures, Xander and the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns from writer Matthew K. Manning (Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures) is so epic it'll make you wanna puke.
Xander Stone is your average twelve-year-old boy. And, like any average twelve-year-old boy, he didn't believe in unicorns. No way. No how. NOT A CHANCE. Then one day - BLECH! - one puked on him. Yes, PUKED on him! Filthy, sticky-icky, rainbow-coloured puke. If seeing is believing, Xander got beliefed all over his favourite trainers. UNICORNS WERE REAL! Not the beautiful, brightly coloured, tra-la-la-ing ones in fairy tales. But stinky, zombie, rainbow-puking ones. At that moment, Xander Stone vowed to protect them and their disgusting secret at all costs - oh, and to keep his trainers squeaky clean.