Clueless
11 total works
Cher Horowitz is total golden at Beverly Hills High. She's a full-on Betty. Her closet is strictly designer. She has all the answers
Her name is Sharon, and she's so couturely clueless! Scuffed urban combat boots, a faded pink slip dress, a safety pin in her eyebrow. Now, suddenly, the grunge goddess has seen the error of her ways. She's all, 'Help me, Cher. I want to be just like you.' But is this really what the world needs now - another Cher? Talk about coincidence. For English, Cher's reading Frankenstein, the classic horror hair-raiser about a guy who creates a monster that goes, like, totally postal. And now Cher's creation, Sharon, is turning into a psycho-clone. She's already taken Cher's walk and her talk, and may even take Cher's Baldwin to the ball. Now that could be a real horror story!
Can Cher do a makeover and throw a monster bash in under three days? Tscha! Cher and Dionne are chairing the charity event of the decade - until Murray and Sean do the un-charitable thing and get in the way. They bet that Cher and De can't turn Ms. Leslie, the generic new teacher, into a full-on Betty - and hook her up with a doable date.
Where else but at the mall could a matchmaking maven like Cher bump into Betty's dream hunk? He's the golden-haired, pectorally abled, romance-book cover boy, Troy - a guy way too cool to have a second name. To win a dream date with the fabulous dude, all Cher has to do it write a passionate, prize-winning love story. Can she? Yes...duh! Cher can do anything - with a little help from her Bronson Alcott friends. Cher negotiates her whole English class into the contest. The romance they put together is perfect. Problem is, Troy isn't. Whoops...time for a rewrite! That's where a rumpled, writerly poet-type muffin named Brandon comes in. Cher's barely noticed the boy before. But now he's writing a choice new chapter in Cher's book of love.
Spend a few days in "nature" and blow off two entire weeks of P.E.? Cher's there! So maybe the hot tubs will be a little rustic. She'll deal with it...As if! The spa is like totally primitive. No phones, no outlets for the hair dryer, not even a mirror! So Cher's psyched to pack up her steamer trunk and head for the hills - Beverly Hills.
Based on the Clueless feature film and succe ssful spin-off series, Romantically Correct finds Cher flirt ing with disaster as she plays matchmaker to science dweeb J anet Hong who is supposed to help her with her science test revision. '
The latest chaotic adventure of cool teen icon, Cher, in which Sean's in love - and out of his head. It's up to Cher to make him see that he's got it all upside down.
Cher has her own cable show. Her first guest--a new four-star hottie with a totally troubled soul and righteous Italian accent. What is his problem? Cher's on a mission to find out, so stay tuned!
All roads lead to Hollywood. So why not go by way of Rodeo Drive? Talk about clueless! Cher's all "Where am I? What am I? Who am I?" She's a Beverly Hills hottie who took a wrong turn somewhere, is who she is. She can't help helping people, but lately people don't want her help. It's like she's socially challenged or something. Maybe it's time for a change...time for Cher to get a makeover! Enter Brad, hotshot movie director with a ponytail, gold earring, loafers, and no socks. He wants to turn Cher into little Ms. Junior Exec. Except Brad's in love, and the only way to get the girl is to get with the Baldwin program. Suddenly, the Gucci's on the other foot. Attention, shoppers: Cher's back in the makeover business!