The New Bum
2 primary works • 13 total works
Book 4
Book 7
The third picture book from the bestselling duo behind
the phenomenal I Need A New Bum!
What would you do if your bum was SO NOISY?
Would you try to hide the noise, or would you be proud
of your parps?
For this little boy, a noisy bum is just the start of an ENORMOUS
adventure. And there's only one question for you to answer before
you read ALL about it: are you ready to have some FUN?
Children and parents will love this book - no ifs,
ands, or butts about
it!
With a brilliantly funny story and eye-catching illustrations
that children will love
Also available: I Need a New Bum! and I've Broken
My Bum
The perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh!
Also available in a sound book for even more fun.
Praise for I Need a New Bum, book 1
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
"Perfect for toilet-humour fans and guaranteed to have children
in hysterics." BookTrust
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need
a New Bum! is back!
And this time he has accidentally glued a serving
tray to his behind - and he's tickled pink!
See, it's great for sliding down hill, surfing big waves, and
other booty-full fun and games.
Now all his friends wants one too!
An international bestseller
Hilarious story and illustrations
COLLECT THE SERIES
I Need a New Bum (paperback, board book)
I've Broken My Bum! (paperback)
My Bum Is So Noisy (paperback)
My Bum Is So Cheeky! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (sound book)
My Bum is SO CHRISTMASSY! (paperback)
My Bum's on the Run! (paperback)
PRIASE FOR I
NEED A NEW BUM
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
The first picture book from the bestselling duo behind the
phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series
A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has
a huge crack!
So he sets off to find a new one.
Will he choose an armor-plated bum?
A rocket bum?
A robot bum?
Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations.
Children and parents will love this book - no ifs,
ands, or butts about it!
An international bestseller
Hilarious story and illustrations
Loved by the Scottish Granny!
PRIASE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
The third picture book from the bestselling duo behind
the phenomenal I Need A New Bum!
What would you do if your bum was SO NOISY? Would you
try to hide the noise, or would you be proud of your
parps? For this little boy, a noisy bum is just the start
of an ENORMOUS adventure. And there's only one question for
you to answer before you read ALL about it: are you ready to
have some FUN?
Children and parents will love this book
- no ifs, ands, or butts about
it!
With a brilliantly funny story and eye-catching illustrations
that children will love
Also available: I Need a New Bum! and I've Broken My
Bum
The perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh!
COLLECT THE SERIES
I Need a New Bum (paperback, board book)
I've Broken My Bum! (paperback)
My Bum Is So Noisy (paperback)
My Bum Is So Cheeky! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (sound book)
My Bum is SO CHRISTMASSY! (paperback)
My Bum's on the Run! (paperback)
PRIASE FOR I
NEED A NEW BUM
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need
a New Bum! is back!
And this time he has accidentally glued a serving
tray to his behind - and he's tickled pink!
See, it's great for sliding down hill, surfing big waves, and
other booty-full fun and games.
Now all his friends wants one too!
An international bestseller
Hilarious story and illustrations
COLLECT THE SERIES
I Need a New Bum (paperback, board book)
I've Broken My Bum! (paperback)
My Bum Is So Noisy (paperback)
My Bum Is So Cheeky! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (sound book)
My Bum is SO CHRISTMASSY! (paperback)
My Bum's on the Run! (paperback)
PRIASE FOR I
NEED A NEW BUM
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
The new picture book from the bestselling duo behind
the phenomenal I Need A New Bum!
My bum is a rascal…
so hard to restrain!
It likes to jump puddles
and play in the rain…
The noisy bum is back – and more cheeky than ever!
When a little boy tries to control his mischievous bottom, he
finds it impossible!
Maybe he should just sit still?
He does his best but soon enough he feels a wriggle… and
a jiggle… his cheeky bum is on the move again!
Children and parents will love this book - no ifs,
ands, or butts about it!
The fourth book in the bestselling series!
An international bestseller
Hilarious story with eye-catching illustrations that
children will love
The perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh!
PRIASE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
A brilliantly cheeky Christmas picture book with a shiny
gold cover, from the creators of I Need a New Bum!
It's Christmas Day tomorrow!
Our house is filled with delight.
I'm skipping and flipping, soaring and dipping,
because . . . Santa is coming tonight!
Ho, ho ho!
It's Christmas eve and one thing is certain: this little boy is feeling
SO CHRISTMASSY!
But, with his whole family already sporting the most festive
and fun Christmas jumpers, how can he make sure his bum
looks just as Christmassy as he feels?!
This next book in the New Bum series is a brilliantly funny
- and cheeky - Christmas picture book like no other!
A shiny gold cover and super-fun story make this picture book
the perfect Christmas gift!
Laugh-out-loud illustrations that children will love
Also available: I Need a New Bum!, I've Broken My Bum,
My Bum is SO NOISY! and My Bum is SO CHEEKY!
gold cover, from the creators of I Need a New Bum!
It's Christmas Day tomorrow!
Our house is filled with delight.
I'm skipping and flipping, soaring and dipping,
because . . . Santa is coming tonight!
Ho, ho ho!
It's Christmas eve and one thing is certain: this little boy is feeling
SO CHRISTMASSY!
But, with his whole family already sporting the most festive
and fun Christmas jumpers, how can he make sure his bum
looks just as Christmassy as he feels?!
This next book in the New Bum series is a brilliantly funny
- and cheeky - Christmas picture book like no other!
A shiny gold cover and super-fun story make this picture book
the perfect Christmas gift!
Laugh-out-loud illustrations that children will love
Also available: I Need a New Bum!, I've Broken My Bum,
My Bum is SO NOISY! and My Bum is SO CHEEKY!
A brilliantly funny picture book from the hilarious duo
behind the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series
Today is race day! I'm here at the start.
I so want to win - I have hope in my heart.
I'm ready...
I'm steady...
And off I go!
The hero of the New Bum! series is back and he needs
to run fast but his bum is slowing him down!
Will some balloons help? Or maybe a rocket bum
BLAST?
Find out in seriously silly story with hilarious illustrations.
Children and parents will love this book - no
ifs, ands, or butts about
it!
Children will love giggling along to the cheeky and silly story
by Dawn McMillan
Ross Kinnaird's bright illustrations are laugh-out-loud funny,
with lots of details for children to spot
The New Bum! series is a global bestseller!
COLLECT THE SERIES
I Need a New Bum (paperback, board book)
I've Broken My Bum! (paperback)
My Bum Is So Noisy (paperback)
My Bum Is So Cheeky! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (paperback)
My Bum is SO NOISY! (sound book)
My Bum is SO CHRISTMASSY!
PRAISE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
A brilliantly funny picture book from the hilarious duo
behind the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series
It's Halloween and I'm so excited!
It's my favourite time of the year.
I'd like to be scary, to wear something hairy.
Or be a pirate my friends would fear.
It's Halloween and one little boy is feeling
VERY SPOOKY - WOOOOOOO!
With all of his friends ready for trick-or-treat fun,
and with brilliant costumes galore, this
might just be the best Halloween ever!
Children and parents will love this
book – no ifs, ands, or butts about
it!
Ross Kinnaird’s bright illustrations are laugh-out-loud
funny, with lots of details for children to spot
The New Bum! series is a global bestseller!
This next book in the New Bum series is a brilliantly funny -
and cheekily spooky - picture book like no other!
Perfect for Halloween!
PRAISE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM
“I can assure you right now that your kids will love
this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want
this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain
silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo.” Storywraps
This eggcellent picture book will have you laughing till
you cry!
Poor Easter Bunny
with a bum that is bare.
I think
he needs some underwear.
When one little boy spots Easter Bunny with a HUGE basket of eggs,
he knows he must help - in more ways than one!
Hide one egg here, one down there, a new bum over there...
hang on, that's not an egg!
The newest book in the globally bestselling New Bum
series
The New Bum series has sold over 400,000 copies!
Another laugh-out-loud picture book from Dawn McMillan
Ross Kinnaird's iconic illustrations are great to laugh over
with the kids
With a fun egg spotting activity, this book is the perfect Easter
treat!