Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book
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The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4
by Brian Boone
Published 24 September 2019
Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin)
The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself.
Jokes include clever lines such as:
What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
Ill-literacy
We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.”
Who are we? Ravenclaw
Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class?
Because he was so "charming."
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick?
He needed a ghost-writer.
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself.
Jokes include clever lines such as:
What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
Ill-literacy
We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.”
Who are we? Ravenclaw
Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class?
Because he was so "charming."
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick?
He needed a ghost-writer.
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:
Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
- How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!”
- How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
- What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
- What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday!
Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set
by Brian Boone
Published 5 November 2019
Your favorite Gryffindor guffaws, stupefying shenanigans, Hufflepuff hilarity, and Riddikulus Ravenclaw riddles, all in one place!
You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Books:
Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Books:
- Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
- Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin
- Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff
- Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw
Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 3
by Brian Boone
Published 24 September 2019
Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff (not Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw, and certainly not Slytherin)
Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world.
Jokes include clever lines such as:
At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament?
Yeah, he could really Diggory it!
What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel?
He huffs and puffs!
What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?
Hufflepuffs.
Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job?
She wanted to get back to her roots.
Knock-knock…Who’s there?
Tonks. Tonks who?
Tonks a lot!
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series
Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world.
Jokes include clever lines such as:
At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament?
Yeah, he could really Diggory it!
What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel?
He huffs and puffs!
What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?
Hufflepuffs.
Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job?
She wanted to get back to her roots.
Knock-knock…Who’s there?
Tonks. Tonks who?
Tonks a lot!
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series