Vimrod
1 primary work • 12 total works
Book 3
There are even a few inspirational messages from the man himself: Santa apologises. he's been very busy and so ordered your present online but the blooming site crashed and the helpdesk was busy and then the credit card payment thingy went all funny! anyway, your present will come at some point. .
Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you’re doing, do you?
Ever pondered the meaning of life? Go on, admit it, you have.
Why am I here?
How did I get here?
Where am I going? (other than to the shops?)
And exactly what is the point of it all?
These, among many other simple yet challenging questions, are answered by the brilliantly funny Vimrod.
Life is the latest in the exciting collection of books inspired by the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon. Simple but bold illustrations, bright cheery colours and original quirky comments have made the Vimrod series of books instant hits.
Following classic titles in the series such as Farting and Drinking, Life will illuminate our existence in a way only the Vimrod team can.
- I’m sorry I’m unable to come into the office today because…the sun is shining
- Try, try, try again. If you still don't succeed, pay for someone else to do it.
A joyful celebration of one of mankind's most enduring pastimes and nature's funniest joke.
‘Farts’ is one of the first in an exciting new collection of books inspired by the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon. Filled with priceless jokes, fables and philosophy, these drawings are as funny as ‘pull my finger’ and as innovative as a DIY Jacuzzi.
He who laughs last laughs longest.
But he who farts last gets blamed
even though others may have made worse farts before
him.
Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make this book the perfect gift for anyone who has 'enriched' your life with their unique emissions.
An exciting new collection of cartoons that celebrate the beauty of booze, proving that in life, as in all things, all you need is love, gin and tonic.
There's nothing like a cold beer on a hot day. Or on a warm day. Or a cool day. Or even a cold day. In fact, few things are as adaptable as alcohol. It makes the bad times good and the good times better. It comes in a variety of flavours, colours, strengths, shapes and sizes (ok, it's the glasses that are the different shapes and sizes, but you get the idea).
Vimrod is here to celebrate the world's favourite pastime with a series of illustrations that look at the world through the bottom of a bottle with the humour and clarity that only a stiff drink can provide:
An empty glass means a full life.
Wine is made to be drunk. I am drunk. Therefore, am I wine?
‘Drink’ is one of the first in an exciting new collection of books inspired by the card-world's fastest growing phenomenon. Filled with priceless jokes, fables and philosophy, these drawings are as bold as a Cabernet Sauvignon and as fruity as Bordeaux.
Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make this book the perfect gift, whatever your tipple of choice.
Dad's are great. They cook (ok, order fish and chips), clean (the car), entertain (if you can count snoring on the sofa after Sunday lunch entertaining) and can act as a free taxi service and a bank machine at the same time! No wonder you want to show how much you love and appreciate him with this irreverent and devilishly cheeky collection.
He's called 'Daddy' when you're little or when you want something very expensive; 'Father' when you get older and are trying to be condescending; 'Pop' or 'Granddad' when you get kids of your own, and *?!@ when he says the forbidden phrase 'You're not going out like that!' But deep down, he's always the same old Dad.
Show the most special man in the world how much you love, appreciate and respect him with a collection of funny and profound illustrations.
dad, you're the best. When I'm old I want to do
everything the way you do it,
except the way you eat, the way you dance,
and some of your opinions are, well,
crap.
Simple but bold illustrations with bright and cheery colours make this the perfect gift for the man with the bottomless wallet and the hairless head (aka Dad).
Girls like us deserve the best, plus a little extra…
You know those two voices in your head – the fun one and the boring one? You know the ones, they speak a little like this:
Voice 1: “Let’s do it! It’ll be a blast!”
Voice 2 : “No, best not. Let’s have a life of salad and sensible shoes instead.”
Well… Voice 1 has just written a book, just for you, because (quite frankly) girls like us deserve the best, plus a little extra!
- I don’t have a sweet tooth. I have sweet teeth.
- I am not indulgent. I just refrain from restraint.
A wonderfully bright and funny book on life’s little pleasures. Perfect for every lovely lady.
