Letters from an Alien Schoolboy
4 total works
But hooray and yippee - four-headed Flowkwee and his family have come to Earth to Improve you.
If you don't read this book, you will never find out how they're going to Improve humans.
Or why the Earth could be turned into a giant spinach farm.
Or how Flowkwee gets on in his schoolboy disguise.
Or the importance of ice cream and cola bottles and cute little flies.
You will only have yourselves to blame.
The first in a hilarious series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures by the author herself!
Will Flowkwee prove that four heads are better than one - and save Earth?
Will all the miserable whining Earthlings and the fluffy clouds and chocolate and cheerful worms and cardboard be destroyed?
If you are the kind of lazy good-for-nothing duffer of an Earthling who just browses on to another webpage then you'll never ever ever ever ever know.
The second in a hilarious series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures by the author herself!
Keith, King of Threggs, spinach-finder general and Lord of the Loonyverse, is ready to attack Earth with some very nasty baddies and an evil Thing called Mandy.
Can Flowkwee, in his schoolboy disguise, save Earth for a third time?
If you don't care, throw this book away. And never learn the significance of the Galactic Poodle.
The final book in a hilarious series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures by the author herself!
A side-splitting look at school life, from an alien point of view.
Earth is such a weird place that Flowkwee, an alien who is visiting Earth disguised as a schoolboy, has put together a guide to help all his friends back on planet Faa get to grippers with baffling human ways. Arranged in A - Z Y order, he explains cute clever little Ants so unappreciated by humans, Clothes (including the very disappointing clothe called a 'jumper' that stays still and never jumps), Sweeties with their lovely crunchy wrappers . . . and much more.