How to Handle Your School

by Roy Apps

Published 19 August 2005
Does school drive you right round the bend? Are you fed up with scary super-teachers, cheesed-off by enemies and exasperated by your friends? Have your usual handling techniques just stopped working? Well, you've come to the right place..."How To Handle Your School" is full of extra-special school-handling techniques. Inside you'll learn: sneaky ways to neutralize your super-teacher's scary weapons; how to tell the difference between a popper bopper friend and a popper flopper friend; and, which gruesome grown-up is really in charge at your school. Once you've done all the quizzes and games in this brilliant handbook, you'll be a fearless school-handling expert yourself!


How to Handle Your Family Special

by Roy Apps

Published 20 August 2004
Does your family drive you mad? Are you fed up with meddling mums, der-brain dads, gormless grans, and selfish sisters. Not to mention boring, brutish brothers! Do you find they no longer respond to 'normal' how-to-handle techniques? Well How to Handle Your Family is here to help with some extra special advice. Simply do the quizzes and play the games to find out what your dad's mumblings and mutterings really mean, uncover the secrets of your mum's most sinister weapons and discover how to scare your sister senseless! It's the best possible answer to all your family-handling questions!

How to Handle Your Dad

by Roy Apps

Published 15 November 1996

How to Handle Your Teacher

by Roy Apps

Published 20 August 1999

How to Handle Grown-ups

by Roy Apps

Published 15 August 2003
There are many species of grown-ups. Like Wally-bies, who are so-o-o uncool, Yak-erty -yaks, who go on and on and on...and Kanga-rudes, who are ...well, just plain rude And it's tricky because they all need different types of handling. But don't worry, the Scarlet Pimplenose is on hand with expert advice. In How to Handle Grown-ups he takes you on a tour of a special safari park, where you can...learn how to perfect the sneak charm (so you always get what you want ) find out why aunts are called aunts and uncles are called uncles discover who is the most deadly species of grown-up of all By the end of the trip you'll have every grown-up eating out of your hand

How to Handle Your Cat/Dog

by Roy Apps

Published 17 August 2001
Roy Apps returns with a seventh title in the How To Handle series. Published in the popular 'flip book' format, young readers are supplied with all the naughty information thay need so that their pet can help them get one over on friends, family, teachers and anyone else who gets in their way. Man's best friend can easily be persuaded to eat your homework and you can encourage feline pals to bring home dead mice for scaring away your brother's girlfriend. Cats and dogs will never be seen in the same light!


How to Handle Your Mum

by Roy Apps

Published 16 June 1994