SpongeBob SquarePants S. Series

Which creature makes the best sandwiches?The peanut-butter-and-jellyfish! Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" ads. The sidesplitting "SpongeBob SquarePants Joke Book" is filled with jokes that will have fans busting at the gills!

You Can't Keep a Good Sponge Down

by David Lewman

Published 15 September 2004

SpongeBob is unfailingly cheerful, as far as he's concerned every day has the potential to be the best day ever! This hilarious miniature 'self-help' gift book combines all his best mottos and tips for avoiding the downs of life and riding the ups. Patrick even offers his own tips on how to chill out - ' I recommend getting at least 23 hours sleep a day, plus a one-hour nap'.

The Hole Truth About Work

by David Lewman

Published 15 September 2004

SpongeBob's antics at the Krusty Krab provide an hysterical survival guide to office life! From Mr Krab's example of management - 'Breathe on your own time, I don't pay you to breathe' to SpongeBob's views on nightworking - 'It'll be just like a sleepover only we'll be sweaty and covered in grease' - this miniature book makes the perfect gift for anyone seeking office harmony.

Survival Guide

by David Lewman

Published 26 November 2002

You probably think living in a pineapple under the sea is easy.

Well, think again. Life beneath the waves can be fraught with peril -- well, little inconveniences anyway -- where even the most optimistic sponge can be put to the test. That's why SpongeBob SquarePants, star of the hit animated series on Nickelodeon, together with his friends and neighbors in the underwater world of Bikini Bottom, have contributed their...unique...insights on getting through life in this hilarious guidebook. Inspired by actual episodes, the "SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide" is packed with important tips and essential advice on everything from taming wild jellyfish to escaping a pool of tartar sauce. And we all know how important it is to know these things, don't we?

Don't we...?