Gudetama Mad Libs

by Max Bisantz

Published 28 August 2018
21 stories about Gudetama the Lazy Egg, including all the good, the bad . . . and the "meh."

In Japanese, when you're lazy, you are referred to as gude gude. Gudetama (tama from "tamago," egg in Japanese) is the lazy egg. Learn all about Gudetama in these 21 original stories about the Lazy Egg that will definitely crack you up. Whether you're as big a fan as Nisetama-San, or you aren't quite sure what to eggs-pect, these Mad Libs will make you the Gudetama expert.

What makes Gudetama different from other PLURAL NOUN? What is Gudetama's workout schedule--aside from sleeping in, trying to avoid ever VERB ENDING IN "ING", and skipping Pilates? Now you can have all the answers, including words of wisdom from Gudetama itself. ("Early to bed, early to rise, makes a Gudetama healthy, wealthy, and ADJECTIVE.")

While few of us can actually be lazy eggs, we are all Gudetama.

Meh . . .

From Sanrio, who brought you Hello Kitty, comes Gudetama, the lazy egg.  

Not all Sanrio characters are cheery! In Japanese, when you're lazy, you are referred to as gude gude. And that's where our new friend gets its name. Gudetama (tama from "tamago," egg in Japanese) is the lazy egg. Gudetama likes soy sauce and being left alone. Sometimes, Gudetama wonders if we are born only to suffer. And here, in Eggsistential Thoughts, are Gudetama's musings on life.

Celebrate the holiday season with Gudetama the Lazy Egg in a yuletide ode to naps, soy sauce, and the comforts of being left alone.

On the first day of Christmas, thy true love gave to Gude...

...something the egg doesn't want. Take it back. Let Gudetama sleep.

Ring in the twelve days of Christmas with a yuletide ode to the world's laziest egg.