The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
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In the tenth book in the collectible Simpsons Library of Wisdom, join the big boy in blue for the ultimate book on law and order.
Chief Clancy Wiggum might very well be the dimmest and most incompetent civic leader in Springfield, but as long as he has a gun and badge, most citizens exercise their right to remain silent. After many a late-night stakeout and thousands of early morning donuts, this top cop offers up his procedural wisdom on what it takes to wear the shield, how to keep on the right side of the law, and the real cost of quick and speedy justice. On Wiggum’s watch you’ll check out the seized property auction catalog, learn the secret language of police codes, find out how to avoid a speeding ticket, line up with Springfield’s usual suspects, and get the skinny on Springfield’s most wanted criminal…El Barto.
The satirical musings of Matt Groening’s “The Simpsons” will be at the tip of your tongue and a fingertip away with The Book of Moe – the newest volume in the wildly popular series The Simpsons Library of Wisdom.
Moe Szylak, pug ugly purveyor at the local waterin’ hole, has done it all from takin’ his licks in the boxing ring to performin’ backroom surgery.
Get to know the man behind the apron strings, the misunderstood mixologist with the gold-plated heart, as he educates ya in dating essentials, like saying stuff that chicks want to hear and puttin’ the moves on ‘em to the right music, and how to make it through the holidays without putting a noose around your neck.
Then there’s some of the poems he wrote that got him one of them there writer awards, and cocktail napkin jokes that keep the rummies in his bar happy, and some of his signature (and watered down) drinks like the Moe-jito. Oh yeah, he also makes book on some bar bets; and tells how his acting career went in the toilet; and just in case ya thought he was all business, he tells all about his charity work and babysitting Maggie Simpson and other stuff that gets the ladies all hot and bothered (see the aforementioned dating essentials). Anyways it’s all in this here book.
No shirt, no shoes…no problem. Take a load off and tie one on with…The Book of Moe!
No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that 'The Simpsons' serves up every night of the week all around the world.
The first in a brand new series of pocket-sized, full-colour companions to the Simpsons.
America's Favorite dad tells "the truth", or at least his version of the truth, in this handy dandy volume chock full of quotes, quips, dialogues, diatribes, insults and ingenuity that will lift you out of the D'oh-ldrums! Homer Simpson takes on both the sacred and the profane and all of the in between in his own inimitable and inscrutable style.
Clean up your room and wash your hands before taking a gander at…The Marge Book
Marge Simpson, the woman with the impossibly blue and improbably high hairdo, is a complex woman with an inner life, hopes and dreams and an incorrigible family that she holds together with a healthy homemade helping of common sense.
Join the coupon-clipping queen of discount shopping at the nearby Sprawl-Mart, at a meeting of the school PTA, in the middle of the bodice-ripping romance novel, at a theatrical performance of her one-woman show, or in her crusade against cartoon violence, domestic strife and suburbia’s quiet life of desperation…or at least her desperate hope that no one will hold anything that Homer or Bart does against her personally.
The satirical musings of Matt Groening’s The Simpsons will be at the tip of your tongue and a fingertip away with Ned Flanders’ Book of Faith – the newest volume in the wildly popular series The Simpsons Library of Wisdom.
HI-diddly-ho, true believers! Ned Flanders, everyone’s favourite no–nonsense neighborino, is here to lend a helping hand, full of homespun and home-schooled hints. Follow the Nedster as he leads you through the thorny debate over church vs. state, comparing the Commandments to the Constitution; focus on the Flanders’ family tree; get a glimpse of Springfield through Ned’s Neighbourhood Watch, and learn the forbidden words (a.k.a. Neddy No-Nos) in the Flanders’ household.
This gospel of goodness also includes a souvenir map to Praiseland, the shrine and amusement park dedicated to his late wife, Maude; Ned’s Comic Book of Virtues; and a sampling of the SharpeN’Edge, a catalogue of the left-handed luxuries available only at the Leftorium. Whether you live north, south, east or even west of the Bible belt, good ol’ Nedilly Doodilly will put you on the road to righteousness!
It’s the ding-dangiliest book of wisdom yet. It’s the…Flanders’ Book of Faith!
The satirical musings of Matt Groening’s The Simpsons will be at the tip of your tongue and a fingertip away with The Krusty Book – the newest volume in the critically-acclaimed series The Simpsons Library of Wisdom.
Comic genius. TV legend. Household name. Compulsive gambler. Tax evader. Deadbeat dad. Illiterate. Krusty the Clown is all these things – and more! Look beyond the cream pies and the seltzer bottles and meet the mensch behind the makeup. See what it takes to make the grade as a Krustyco product. Learn how to steal a joke and make it your own. Witness the milestones of Krusty’s storied past. And along the way, dodge the paparazzi, avoid the tabloids, and go through Botox and detox with America’s most beloved and “Krusty”-est clown.
Hey, Hey, Kids! It’s another celebrity-authored bestseller, ghostwritten by someone you never heard of. It’s…The Krusty Book.
The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
Matt Groening, the creator of “The Simpsons,” offers an on-going series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man’s role in the universe, and make the world a better place…sort of. No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that “The Simpsons” serves up every night of the week all around the world.
Add the newest entries in the series, “Krusty” and “Lisa”, to your library and become a sophisticated, well-read person of distinction, join the literati, and become a scholar of Simpsonology
Pi carumba! You’ll be livin’ la vida Mensa with…The Lisa Book.
Whether she’s extolling the virtues of vegetarianism and the global village, raising awareness about the world’s moral and social ills, or simply playing with her Malibu Stacy doll and dreaming of ponies, Lisa Simpson is a role model for the 21st century! Discover Lisa’s lifelong ambitions, gather snappy answers to environmentally insensitive questions, uncover “the Truth” by logging onto her Internet blog, and follow along as she solves a real mystery. From the benefits of being Teacher’s Pet to the secret correspondences of Commander-in-chief Lisa’s presidential administration you will explore the inner workings of one of America’s most progressive eight-year-old minds.
The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
Matt Groening, the creator of “The Simpsons,” offers an on-going series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man’s role in the universe, and make the world a better place…sort of. No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that “The Simpsons” serves up every night of the week all around the world.
Add the newest entries in the series, “Krusty” and “Lisa”, to your library and become a sophisticated, well-read person of distinction, join the literati, and become a scholar of Simpsonology