Cowboy and the Vampire
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Here is the world's first apocalyptic, comedic, vampire thriller! Filled with romance and set in the modern West, it's "The Cowboy and the Vampire" by Clark Hays and Kathleen McFall.
New York City reporter Lizzie Vaughan doesn't know it, but she has 2,000 years of royal Vampiric blood coursing through her veins. Tucker, her cowboy boyfriend of six months, has a place in Lonepine, Wyoming, where there is little to do besides drink beer and wonder about who's cheating on whom at the Sleep-O-Rama Motel. Lizzie and Tucker don't know it, but their lives are about to take as many twists and turns as a bucking bronco ride.
Julius, the megalomaniac Vampire leader, wants his horde of maniacal followers to vanquish every living being on the planet so he can reign over Darkness for all eternity-with Lizzie at his side. But there are a few little problems he has to iron out first...
Julius' fatally seductive Vampire consort, Elita, is furious. She wants to be the only woman in Julius' undead life. His archenemy Lazarus, once the most powerful Vampire on the planet, is undoubtedly plotting against Julius and his diabolical scheme. But Julius has been living a quiet life, eating HoHos and reading the tabloids-has he lost his taste for bloodshed?
Lizzie herself is being difficult-she doesn't "want" to be Queen of the Vampires, or as she calls them, "blood-sucking, crazy freaks." Finally, there's Tucker, who is coming for his woman with his dog, his gun, and a couple of ragtag cowhands.
Who will be left when the sun rises?
New York City reporter Lizzie Vaughan doesn't know it, but she has 2,000 years of royal Vampiric blood coursing through her veins. Tucker, her cowboy boyfriend of six months, has a place in Lonepine, Wyoming, where there is little to do besides drink beer and wonder about who's cheating on whom at the Sleep-O-Rama Motel. Lizzie and Tucker don't know it, but their lives are about to take as many twists and turns as a bucking bronco ride.
Julius, the megalomaniac Vampire leader, wants his horde of maniacal followers to vanquish every living being on the planet so he can reign over Darkness for all eternity-with Lizzie at his side. But there are a few little problems he has to iron out first...
Julius' fatally seductive Vampire consort, Elita, is furious. She wants to be the only woman in Julius' undead life. His archenemy Lazarus, once the most powerful Vampire on the planet, is undoubtedly plotting against Julius and his diabolical scheme. But Julius has been living a quiet life, eating HoHos and reading the tabloids-has he lost his taste for bloodshed?
Lizzie herself is being difficult-she doesn't "want" to be Queen of the Vampires, or as she calls them, "blood-sucking, crazy freaks." Finally, there's Tucker, who is coming for his woman with his dog, his gun, and a couple of ragtag cowhands.
Who will be left when the sun rises?