World's best jokes
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Now available as an ebook. The follow-up to The World's Best Drinking Jokes.
This collection of drinking jokes is aimed at anybody who is either fond of a drop, or knows someone else who is.
Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.
A group of flies were playing football in a saucer, using a lump of sugar as a ball. One of them said, ‘We’ll have to do better than this, lads – we’re playing in the cup tomorrow!’
Whether you are a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this book contains all you ever need to know about the trials, tribualations – and hilarities – of this great British sport.
Now available as an ebook.
A collection of jokes with a holiday theme from Edward Phillips:
Office manager: 'Will you ever forget that marvellous weekend we spent in Paris?'
Secretary: 'How much are you offering?'
'We are now passing one of the biggest breweries in Ireland,' announced the guide on a coach trip.
'Why?' protested a voice from the back
Tall tales, naughty narratives and silly spoofs are all part of that hitherto unacknowledged literary genre, the after-dinner joke. Gathered together in this collection are the World’s Best specimens of this much-practised bu rarely excelled-at art form.
The old man was dying an dhe called his wife and family to his bedside. There were four sons – three fine big boys and a little one. He said to his wife in a weak voice, ‘Don’t lie to me now – I want to know the truth. The little one – is he really mine?’ ‘Oh, yes, dear,’ said his wife. ‘He really is, I give you my word of honour.’ The old man smiled and slipped peacefully away. With a sigh of relief, the widow muttered, ‘Thank God he didn’t ask me about the other three!’
Containing the creme de la creme of the joke world, The World’s Best After-Dinner Jokes is the perfect accompaniment to any meal.