WWE
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Book 5
Come one, come all, to Wrescal Lane.
It's the bestest place to see
your favorite WWE Superstars
as kids like you and me!
First there's young Mick Foley,
with missing teeth and dirty shirt.
One look at him will tell you
he's not afraid of getting hurt!
Kurt Angle thinks he's brave and strong;
he's really quite the boaster --
till he visits Mr. McMahon's new theme park
and sees the roller coaster!
Triple H calls himself The Game;
he's good at any task.
Kane's a real big, scary kid.
Why does he wear that mask?
Check out Lita and Matt Hardy,
always leapin' before lookin'.
And The Rock keeps shouting for everyone
to smell what he is cookin'!
Say hi to Stacy Keibler;
she's cute and easy to like.
But what's up with Al Snow
and that doll's head on his bike?
Look, there's Stephanie McMahon,
selling some of Dad's old things.
Uh-oh, those mean ol' Dudley Boys
gave Shane a bruise that stings!
These kids still have a lot to learn
about playing nice and sharing.
Perhaps we can learn with them
to become a bit more caring!
Now get ready for lots of fun,
come shine or come rain,
as you read over and over
these Tales from Wrescal Lane!
It's the bestest place to see
your favorite WWE Superstars
as kids like you and me!
First there's young Mick Foley,
with missing teeth and dirty shirt.
One look at him will tell you
he's not afraid of getting hurt!
Kurt Angle thinks he's brave and strong;
he's really quite the boaster --
till he visits Mr. McMahon's new theme park
and sees the roller coaster!
Triple H calls himself The Game;
he's good at any task.
Kane's a real big, scary kid.
Why does he wear that mask?
Check out Lita and Matt Hardy,
always leapin' before lookin'.
And The Rock keeps shouting for everyone
to smell what he is cookin'!
Say hi to Stacy Keibler;
she's cute and easy to like.
But what's up with Al Snow
and that doll's head on his bike?
Look, there's Stephanie McMahon,
selling some of Dad's old things.
Uh-oh, those mean ol' Dudley Boys
gave Shane a bruise that stings!
These kids still have a lot to learn
about playing nice and sharing.
Perhaps we can learn with them
to become a bit more caring!
Now get ready for lots of fun,
come shine or come rain,
as you read over and over
these Tales from Wrescal Lane!
What does it feel like to fall through a flaming table for the very first time? Or the umpteenth time for that matter. In the fresh off-the-cuff style that has earned him legions of admirers and made his previous wrestling books massive worldwide bestsellers, Foley gives readers a blow-by-blow first-hand account of exactly what it is like to step into the wrestling ring. As a champion wrestler he was known both for his tenacity in the ring and for the fearlessness which led him to take extraordinary risks in any number of groundbreaking dangerous stunts. And as an industry insider he offers a unique perspective on what it was like to perform at that level which readers will never find anywhere else. In HARDCORE DIARIESMick Foley will take fans right insidea wrestling year, vividly recreating his experiencesin diary form, and revealing how mentally and physically preparing for this extremely challenging sport has helped him become the legend he is today.