Series:

Danny Baker Record Breaker

6 total works

Cover of The World's Awesomest Air-Barf

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.

In this book, Danny is going on holiday! He will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please. . .

Sickbags filled in a single flight! (DB attempt: 13)

Wriggliest bath! (DB attempt: 9,183 worms)

Freckliest face! (DB attempt: 1,246 freckles - before sabotage by Mum and the Factor 5,000,000 suncream)

Cover of The World's Itchiest Pants
Danny Baker is off on a school camping trip. All that nature gives him an idea - and soon he has his pants out and is rounding up the ants for his craziest record attempt yet. In the second story, the plummeting temperature inspires Danny to cultivate the longest nose-icicle ever - brrr!

Cover of The World's Windiest Baby

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his chaotic endeavours.

In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . .

Windiest baby!

Biggest underpant-hat!

Most infectious yawn!

Tallest pizza tower!

Cover of The World's Loudest Armpit Fart

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.

In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . .

Most armpit-farted verses of 'Old MacDonald had a Farm'!

Vilest verrucas!

Biggest jelly-fight!

Crinkliest wrinkles!

Cover of The World's Biggest Bogey

The World's Biggest Bogey

by Steve Hartley

Published 1 January 2010

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.

In this book Danny Baker will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . .

Heaviest ball of snot! (DB attempt: 1.4 grams)

Most nits on a single human head! (DB attempt: 109)

Smelliest feet! (DB attempt: 205 children and 5 teachers rendered unconscious within 10 seconds)

Cover of The World's Stickiest Earwax

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his chaotic endeavours.

In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . .

Biggest scale model made of earwax!

Deadliest rollercoaster ride!

Filthiest furballs!

Barmiest birthday party!