DI Ralph Charles has a problem. Half his men have been seconded to police a girls' International Under 12's football tournament and budget cuts are biting. Now there's a flasher on the loose and the latest victim is the Police Commissioner's niece. The Commissioner wants an arrest or Ralph and his testicles risk separation. A pattern of crimes emerges, and when the police receive allegations about a naturist club they reach the inevitable conclusion. But was it wise to send a pair of work experience students into a naturist club as undercover agents? Add a dozen nuns, a 'B-movie' actress, a trigger-happy police Constable with a penchant for flower arranging and drawing rude pictures of the male anatomy, a woman with an unorthodox cure for venereal crabs, a donkey, and as bizarre a bag of other ingredients as you are likely to find this side of Pyongyang and you have the answer. As the police statement said: "It's easy to confuse nuns with nudists. They both begin with the letter 'N' after all."
- ISBN10 1291424008
- ISBN13 9781291424003
- Publish Date 19 May 2013
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 25 February 2015
- Publish Country GB
- Imprint Lulu.com
- Format eBook (OEB)
- Language English