Ain't Got Time to Bleed: Medical Reports on Hollywood's Greatest Action Heroes

by Andrew Shaffer

Steven Lefcourt (Illustrator)

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Hollywood action heroes shrug off bullet wounds like mosquito bites and jump through panes of glass as if their skin is made of asbestos. But how long would these gun-toting badasses last in the real world? Ain’t Got Time to Bleed catalogs the injuries endured by some of the best-known characters in the action-movie genre and uses authentic medical research to assess their real-life chances of survival. Featuring full-color illustrations that reveal how these hard-boiled icons would really look after being put through the Hollywood wringer, Ain’t Got Time to Bleed delivers twenty-nine hilariously grisly diagnoses that will change the way you watch action movies forever.
  • ISBN10 160887978X
  • ISBN13 9781608879786
  • Publish Date 3 October 2017
  • Publish Status Active
  • Out of Print 1 March 2024
  • Publish Country US
  • Imprint Insight Editions
  • Format Hardcover
  • Pages 64
  • Language English