A bumper book bursting with jokes, anecdotes, insults, activities and silly verses about school life. Laugh your itchy, grey regulation socks off at vile canteen meals, playground mayhem, beastly bullies and terrible teachers!
Pupil: There's a dead fly in my soup!
Dinner lady: What do you expect in school dinners? A live one?!
Q: Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed?
A: Because she wanted to draw the curtains.
- ISBN10 0330434233
- ISBN13 9780330434232
- Publish Date 5 August 2005
- Publish Status Transferred
- Out of Print 10 December 2010
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Imprint Macmillan Children's Books
- Edition Unabridged edition
- Format Paperback (B-Format (198x129 mm))
- Pages 176
- Language English