What did I know about life, a wee heifer like me, a twenty two year old no mates stay at home from the rump end of Cubernauld? What did I even know about sex, never mind drugs, or violence, or murder? Alison, an innocent Scottish girl, moves to Barcelona and meets Chloe, a not so innocent American heiress. Chloe as well as introducing Alison to a multitude of sins, teaches her new friend about the sweet taste of revenge. Throwing off her Presbyterian morality (and hopefully her embarrassing virginity), Alison begins a sex and drugs romp through the gothic streets of Barcelona, while sending vengeful postcards home...Dear Lisa and Lauren, Chloe and I on beach with beautiful Latino boys, wow! Need to buy new clothes, size twelve way too big now! Suppose you'll be watching Emmerdale. Hope cystitis not causing you too much agony.
- ISBN10 0552776106
- ISBN13 9780552776103
- Publish Date 29 September 2009 (first published 28 July 2008)
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 6 September 2011
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Transworld Publishers Ltd
- Imprint Black Swan
- Format Paperback
- Pages 352
- Language English