wyvernfriend
True this, if I didn't know that Warp and Weft are not knitting things (they're weaving, a different skill) and I didn't know that the Knitwits are a husband and wife podcast (with chickens!) and I didn't know how long it takes to knit something and I didn't know about Ravelry and Knitty and the millions of free knitting patterns online for free this would have been a better read, but I do know these things and it broke my willing suspension of disbelief.