In Garfield’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.
Sleep — “The best 18 hours of my day”
Coffee — “Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables”
Dogs — “They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply.”
Love — “…is splitting the last piece of pizza.”
Exercise — “My favorite spectator sport.”
Mondays — “The armpit of days.”
Golf — “That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’”
- ISBN10 0345464613
- ISBN13 9780345464613
- Publish Date 26 October 2004
- Publish Status Active
- Out of Print 24 November 2015
- Publish Country US
- Publisher Random House USA Inc
- Imprint Ballantine Books Inc.
- Format Paperback (US Trade)
- Pages 128
- Language English
- URL https://penguinrandomhouse.com/books/isbn/9780345464613