Packed full of hilarious football jokes that children will love to tell each other in the playground, published just in time for the football World Cup in Brazil.
What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?
An elephant with wet football boots.
How does an octopus go onto a football pitch?
Well armed!
OOTBALLER: I think I must have hay fever. How can I stop my nose running?
DOCTOR: Tackle it.
What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
Why did the millionaire footballer have no bathroom in his house?
He was filthy rich.
- ISBN10 144725564X
- ISBN13 9781447255642
- Publish Date 5 June 2014
- Publish Status Cancelled
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Imprint Macmillan Children's Books
- Format eBook
- Language English