The Jesus Jokebook

by Des MacHale

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It's fairly clear that God has a sense of humour: you only have to look at some of his creations to see it! How often have you wanted to say something witty about the son of God when you're slumped in your pew in church, waiting for the priest to hurry up and finish his sermon? Now all your prayers are answered! For the first time ever, here is a book dedicated to jokes about Jesus. All the classics are here, including: 'It was the morning after the wedding feast of Cana and Joseph had over-indulged in the free wine. So he shouted from his bed down to the kitchen, 'Mary, send me up a glass of water, and for God's sake, keep the child away from it this time'; and, 'On Easter Sunday morning, Jesus rises from the dead, but is annoyed to find that there is nobody present at the tomb. So he storms down town and hears the sound of laughter and carousing coming from an upper room. He knocks on the door and Saint Peter comes out and says 'O Jesus, we forgot you were rising from the dead this morning. You know what it's like when Judas gets a few bob.'
  • ISBN10 1856355624
  • ISBN13 9781856355629
  • Publish Date August 2007
  • Publish Status Out of Print
  • Out of Print 2 April 2012
  • Publish Country IE
  • Imprint The Mercier Press
  • Format Hardcover
  • Pages 96
  • Language English