This remarkable volume contains exactly 1,000,000 verses direct and uncensored from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That's over 5,000,000 words. Revolutionary computer techology and groundbreaking artificial intelligence software from Europe have searched nearly 3,000,000 verses from the FSM and identified 1,0000,000 as most profound. All verses are computer-ranked according to degree of meaningfulness, a claim no other world religion can make about its scriptures! Useful tool for intimidating disbelievers and squashing religious dissent. Excellent bedtime reading for insomniacs. A beautiful coffee table book or door stop. THIS BOOK IS AN INCREDIBLE BARGAIN. THE ORIGINAL 5333 PAGE VERSION HAS BEEN SHRUNK TO A HANDY 160 PAGES. (TO DO THIS, THE FONT HAD TO BE REDUCED TO 3 POINTS -- YOU MUST USE A MAGIFYING GLASS, OR LOOK VERY VERY CLOSELY.) A HOLY BOOK WHOSE DENSE WISDOM IS GUARANTEED TO BAFFLE AND BEMUSE THE MOST SOMBER AND PIOUS SEEKER.
- ISBN10 1411685474
- ISBN13 9781411685475
- Publish Date 23 November 2006 (first published 11 April 2006)
- Publish Status Unknown
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Lulu.com
- Format Hardcover
- Pages 211
- Language English