What is there against a baboon's left testicle? And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel bound to inform you that, in this case, you would be mistaken, for our baboon has suffered a most intimate injustice. His right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown in the hope that it's the right one to fulfil a long held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination. And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal raider have the right one for the job, or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Which is right? Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, unidextrous pie maker and his short-arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all stitching, all dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty 'bloody good read!'
- ISBN10 1409294331
- ISBN13 9781409294337
- Publish Date 25 July 2009
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 4 February 2021
- Publish Country GB
- Imprint Lulu.com
- Format Hardcover
- Pages 189
- Language English