Completely Conkers: What Drives you Nuts About Modern Britain

by Will Jackson and Jon Stroud

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Who would live in a country where no child is allowed to win a race on sports day and you can lose your job for forwarding an ‘Irish joke’ email? About 60 million Britons, that’s who!

This laugh-out-loud collection of ludicrous laws, political correctness gone mad, moneywasting council schemes and ridiculous red tape reveals how:

  • Trapeze artists were told by insurers to wear hard hats in accordance with the European Union’s Temporary Work at Heights directive.
  • After falling in the prison shower, a career criminal was compensated £248,000, including a substantial amount ‘for lost earnings’.
  • A phone contractor was not qualified to dig a six-inch-deep trench because he did not have ‘underground capability’.

NB: This book doesn’t come with a safety warning. If you cut yourself on the paper, you can sod off.

  • ISBN13 9780857657947
  • Publish Date 5 October 2009
  • Publish Status Active
  • Publish Country GB
  • Imprint Summersdale Publishers
  • Format eBook
  • Pages 192
  • Language English