At long last, here is the definitive collection of the douchiest remarks of all time. "The Quotable Douchebag" is the first quote book of its kind. With hundreds of amazingly douchey remarks on hand, readers will finally be able to find the worst quotation for any occasion. Consider this remark from David Hasselhoff: 'There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me'. Or this remark from Jean Claude Van Damme: 'I am the Fred Astaire of karate'. Or this remark from Prince Philip: 'Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps'. Chock-full of dimwitted wisdom from the likes of Henry VIII, Oliver North, Leona Helmsley, Jose Canseco, Warren G. Harding, Marion Barry, William Shatner, David Blaine, and R. Kelly, "The Quotable Douchebag" is a massive testament to foolhardy douchebags everywhere. The timeless topics include beauty, diversity, education, etiquette, family, food, money, music, nature, politics, sex, success, technology, truth, war, and so much more.
- ISBN10 1594744254
- ISBN13 9781594744259
- Publish Date 1 July 2009
- Publish Status Active
- Out of Print 23 November 2015
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Quirk Books
- Format Paperback (US Trade)
- Pages 144
- Language English
- URL https://penguinrandomhouse.com/books/isbn/9781594744259