Customer: "Soccer will never take off in America; it's just not going to happen!"
Barber: "I heard a quote in a movie "Americans will never embrace soccer!""
Customer: "Who said that?"
Barber: "Homer Simpson in the Simpsons Movie!"Female Barber: (approaching a customer in the waiting area) "you know the way you always give me a fiver tip?"
Customer: (A little surprised) "Yea?"
Female Barber: "Well would there be any chance I could get an advance, it's just one of the girls is going out for our sandwiches and I have no money!"Customer: "I'm a transparent wall maintenance engineer."
Barber: "What is that?"
Customer: "I clean the windows at the airport"
- ISBN10 0717151905
- ISBN13 9780717151905
- Publish Date 1 January 2012 (first published 19 August 2011)
- Publish Status Active
- Imprint Gill & Company
- Format eBook
- Pages 192
- Language English