Can't wait for school to start again? No? Then you haven't gotten a good look at these wildly entertaining back-to-school jokes, riddles, puns, and kooky comments. You'll "wantschool bells to ring just so you can play class clown and have all your friends groaning with laughter. Try these on the first day back: Teacher: How many planets are in the sky? Candace: I think all of them. Or: Johnny: Teacher, I don't have a pencil. Teacher: I want you to write 100 times, "I will come to school prepared." Johnny: With what? Tell the teacher what you think a test should be like: Teacher: I've given you a multiple-choice exam. What more do you want? Hector: More choices. What will you tell someone who asks what you did last summer? Maybe you'll talk about camp: "The food was bad at summer camp. I threw my dinner in the river one night and the fish threw it back." From "Teachers I Have Known" to "Homework and Other Things I Don't Do, " you'll find just the thing to create a laugh-riot in your class. Previously published as "Super Funny School Jokes
. 96 pages, 63 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
- ISBN10 080699939X
- ISBN13 9780806999395
- Publish Date 31 December 1998
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 24 January 2009
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Sterling Juvenile
- Format Paperback
- Pages 96
- Language English