Many, many years ago, Dr. Jim Mittelstadt began his journey of growing up. It was in a small farming town in Minnesota. The memories of those fun, mischievous, scary, and unbelievable times became stories that he has loved to share as a storyteller. Decades passed as he told those stories within school auditoriums, hundreds of classrooms, churches, universities, conferences, festivals, and many other settings. Though having taught over 40 years in public schools and universities, he admits with a smile that he still hasn't grown up.Knowing that many, many years are probably not left has caused him to take those spoken memories and transfer them into print-No Lemonade Today!, is the first. Hope you enjoy it.