Gag Gifts

American

Red White Booze

My Favorite F Word Is Fourth Of July

Please Don't Act Like You Care

Red White Barbecue

I'm Ready For The Fireworks

Red White Boom

E-Readers Don't Work For Me. I Need To Smell Printed Pages

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We Will Train You

I Have Physically Finished The Book But Emotionally, I'm Yet To

I Should Have Stayed In Bed

Why I Can't Finish Books

I Love Books More Than People

Let's Disappoint Each Other

When You Finish A Book And Realise You Live In A Real World And Not The Book's World

You Can't Fix crazy. All You Can Do Is Document It

Until You've Worked In The Medical Field, You Don't Know How Truly Crazy People There Are In The World

Ask Yourself If It's Textable Before Calling Me

Humanicide A Spray That Repels Humans

I Had A Nice Chat With The Spider. It Told Me It Wants To Be A Web Developer

Congratulations On Leaving Your Job Without Being Escorted From The Building

Co-workers That Get Things Done At The Last Minute

Patriotic AF

Pissed Of Employee Of The Month