J. Ayen Green has developed software since inventing the abacus, created websites since [insert name du jour] created the Web, and has been a Drupaler somewhat longer than his current D.O. uid (you try settling on an id when your real name is Dries Webchick). A writer and columnist of sorts, a poet of metered sorts, husband, father, friend and rascal, when not plugged in Green enjoys nature, dogs, horses and other critters, kayaking, zip-lining, spicy food, the arts and other cultures. He and his wife, Sofia-Aileen, make their home in New York City.