Hello my friends- I'm Kristen. I am a mama to 3 humans, wife to 1 and animal mama to 3 alpacas, 4 pot belly pigs, 1 hedgehog, 3 cats and 1 little dog. When I am not selling "technology stuff" during my day job, I am usually outside with my hobby farm in the Pacific Northwest scooping up poop and loving my animals babies. My sense of humor is a big part of almost everyday in the life at the hobby farm. I enjoy capturing real life situations ( even the gross ones ) and turning them into something fun I can share, like this book. My goal is to make you laugh and bring a smile to your day at the expense of animal goofy shit.I am a huge supporter for animals and specifically for pigs and alpacas. There are many wonderful sanctuaries that save animals in Washington and I encourage you to check some out.*Olympic Peninsula Llama/Alpaca Rescue Non ProfitPort Angeles WA*Heartwood Haven Non ProfitGig Harbor WA