Occasional Humor

Mom, Thanks for Picking Up My Poop, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday, Lot's of Love from the Bump

Happy Mother's Day, Oh So Sorry for Wrecking Your Vagina

Happy Mother's Day, I Think Being Your Kid Is Enough

Happy Birthday Mom, from Your Cutest Child

Happy Mother's Day, You're Just Like a Mom to Me

Mom's Little Black Book of Stuff Not to Forget

Happy Mother's Day, to My Wife

Happy Mother's Day, to My Favourite Work Mom

Happy Mother's Day, to My Most Fave Human

Mom, Whatever Life Throws Your Way..Just Remember This

Mom, Thanks for Picking Up My Poop

Happy Birthday Mom, from the Best Child

Mom's Little Black Book of Stuff to Do

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks a Lot for Dealing with All My Shit

Happy Birthday Mom, from the Kid You Inherited

Happy Mother's Day, So Sorry for Making You Tits All Droopy

Happy Mother's Day, Really Sorry for Making You Wee a Bit

Happy Mother's Day Thanks So Much Feeding Me

Happy Birthday Mom, I'm So Happy You Didn't Swallow Me

Happy Mother's Day, You're Ever So Blessed to Have a Son

Mom, Sorry for Being Such a Little Cunt

Happy Birthday, from Your Number One Kid

Mom, You're Bloody Brilliant!!!