S. J. Saunders has been informed that, at this point in what may be charitably dubbed "his career", he should probably be pointing things out like, "S.J. Saunders is the author of over a dozen novels and short stories," and, "S.J. Saunders is a man devoted to his craft, spending much of his time while not writing analyzing the theory of it, as well as studying the works of others." He's pretty sure that's not incredibly interesting, though, so he'll instead just mention that he and the gorgeous woman who still assures him that she agreed to marry him while of sound mind both live in Oregon.