There are times when S.J. Saunders is forced to write about himself in a professional manner. At times like these, he finds it best to imagine he is someone he's never met. It makes it easier to repeat such useless facts as, "S.J. Saunders lives in Oregon," and, "few people are as easily distracted by a desk strewn with toys and geeky paraphernalia as S.J. Saunders." He was also un-bachelored a number of years ago by a stunning brunette, and tends to spend a good chunk of his time hallucinating at the keyboard.
