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I correct autocorrect more often than autocorrect corrects me

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

I have NOT lost my mind - I have it backed up on tape somewhere.

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity

Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users

I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield

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Those who can't write programs, write help files.

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

Hardware The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

Cryptanalysis is the study of turning other peoples' harmless mistakes into catastrophic errors.

There are 10 types of people in the world those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.