ZACHARY AUBURN is the author of the many bestselling books and zines, including How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, Love Is Not Constantly Wondering if You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life, My Complicated Relationship with Food, and is co-author of Miami, You've Got Style: A Little Golden Girls Book. His work has been featured in Slate, the Portland Mercury, and Utne Reader. He lives in Rochester, New York.