As a 100%, service-related disabled Vietnam War vet, Bruce D. Johnson witnessed first-hand the absurdity of war. In addition to being able to park in those convenient handicap parking spaces, this distinction, plus Spell-Check and a good sense of humor, enabled him to write an amusing book. Bruce currently resides with his wife Gail on the north shore of Geneva Lake, in Wisconsin and enjoys entertaining their grandchildren by dragging them around the lake on a tube behind the couple's speedboat.