Snarky Creations

I Don't Work Here

My Level of Patience Depends on Your Level of Stupidity

Keep Talking. I'm Diagnosing You

You Will Be Missed (by Some More Than Others)

My Boss Thinks I'm Kind of a Big Deal

My Coworkers Think I'm Kind of a Big Deal

World's Most Adequate Coworker

Sorry, I Don't Speak Stupid

Shhh No One Cares

World's Most Adequate Boss

Sometimes My Greatest Accomplishment Is Just Keeping My Mouth Shut

I'd Love to Stay and Chat But I'm Lying

Happiness Is Annoying My Coworkers

I'm Retired. Quit Asking Me to Do Stuff.

Sarcasm Because Murder Charges Are Expensive

Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us

I'm Sorry. Did I Offend You with My Common Sense

Fucker in Charge of All You Fucktards

Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult

Drink Coffee and Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy

How to Say Fuck You in a Nice Way

I Hate You I Hate This Place See You Tomorrow

Careful Not to Trip Over My Amazingness It's Everywhere

I Thought I Wanted a Career Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks