Coffee over tea, unless it's bedtime; biking over driving, unless it's a road trip; and vegan overall, unless it's a weird nightmare, where animal products are being forced upon them by a villainous ne'er-do-weller. M Moratto is a queer author, songwriter, and designer, with a crippling Scooby-Doo addiction, who doesn't fit into traditional binaries. In 2014, they started Woka Woka, a blog with delusions of grandeur about being a publishing company, and printed their first two books, The Struggle is Real: Is there Life After College? and Word Vomit: At Least I Made it to the Bathroom. Their first novel, Midnight Graffiti, is a dystopian, mystery, adventure story with David Bowie undertones. In March of 2018, M released their first album, The White Elephants Are Dead (And We Killed Them)-a punk rock throwback to the music they wrote and played in high school-under the moniker of Seitan's Mistress. Their second album, Laid To Rest, featured post-White Elephants music with an electronic spin, and was released in 2018. M lives with their spouse and bicycle.
