Daily Creations

Cats > People

Hold On, I've Got to Overthink about It

I Don't Have the Energy to Pretend to Like You Today

I'm Too Sober for This Shit

Book of Cunning Plans

My Wife's Instruction Manual

Let That Shit Go

Things to Do When I'm Not Napping

Buy Me Stickers and Tell Me I'm Pretty

Make It Happen Captain

I'm Not Superstitious. But I Am a Little Stitious.

Nevertheless, She Persisted

Bitches Get Stuff Done

Shit I Need to Remember

Top Secret Plans & Super Sneaky Schemes

Shhh... Do Not Disturb. I'm Busy Writing.

Shit I'll Forget Unless I Write It Down

People I Hate

Ground Breaking Research Ideas

I'm Introverting Please Go Away

Dogs > People

If You're Going to Spew, Spew Into This

Ideas That Seemed Like Good Ones When I Was Drunk

Dogs Are Better Than People