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You sxey tinhg, thinking of you makes me tongue tied!
I still love you even though you voted leave
I want to grow old and icky with you
You made me look, you made me stare, you made me lose my underwear
You're so gorgeous... you don't even need an Instagram filter
I secretly love you ... Will you be my Valentine?
Happy Valentines Day
So many of my smiles begin with you
Be my Valentine
You're FAB - Can I lick you all over?
I love laughing at other people's misery with you
He'd been single for a while now. Maybe time to try one of those sex machines.
You're on my fucket list
I'm so happy we're both too lazy to find a more suitable romantic partner
Me talking. You pretending to listen. So fare it's worked out well.
You're purrfect
Thanks for loving me even though I hardly ever put out
I love you even though you snore
I absolutely Fucking Adore you
I am Mommy's Valentine
Thank you reminding me what butterflies feel like
I am Grandpa's Valentine
I am Daddy's Valentine
I love you more than yesterday