Taj Mahal was named after the failed Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, known as the first casino with a strip club. Unable to afford care for little Taj on her pitiful wages as an emigrant cocktail hostess at the casino, his mother left him with a Christian couple that performed instant weddings for losers. The next day, after receiving a mysterious check for $150,000, his mother left for Slovenia. Sad. Today, Taj runs a televangelical empire using a pseudonym and travels the world in his private gold jet (aka God's Chariot) saving those same losers from worldly vices while making an ungodly amount of money. He is currently developing the first Casino for God where everyone is a winner because all losses are considered a religious charitable deduction.
