39 books
Looking Sharp
It's All about You Isn't It? You Selfish Prick
Once Upon a Time There Was a Cunt. It Was You. the End.
I've Heard You Like It Up the Bottom
It's All about You Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch
Thanks for Putting Up with All My Shit Happy Birthday!
You've Been an Awesome Boyfriend for One Year Keep That Shit Up!
All My Bad Fucking Dates (Write That Shit Down)
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck about Your Birthday
You Sir Are a Knob
I Have a Girlfriend
Once Upon a Time There Was a Twat. It Was You. the End
I'm Here to Help! Only Joking Fuck Off
Its All about You Isn't It? You Selfish Bastard
Lick Me Bite Me Eat Me
Hop on Me Like the Easter Bunny
Hardest Part of My Job Is Being Nice to F*cking Idiots
Fuck Off
Best Fucking Wife Ever
90 Fucking Hell
100 Fucking Hell!
At My Age You Just Can't Trust a Fart
80 and Still a Dick
Shit I Can't Say Out Loud
