Chloe's Epic Notebooks

I Make Shoe Contact Before Eye Contact.

Social Worker Because Freaking Awesome is Not an Official Job Title.

Send Help! I Am Trapped In Another Meeting.

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Teacher But Here I am Absolutely Crushing It.

Just Poopin' You Know How I Be.

Sometimes it Can be Exhausting Being Such a Ridiculously Awesome School Counselor.

All The Shit I Need To Do Today.

I Am a Proud Boss Lady of Freaking Awesome Employees.

Busy Doing Vice President Stuff.

You Are The Undisputed Queen Of The Office.

I Like Coffee and Maybe 3 People.

I Love Month End And Other Lies I Tell Myself.

Hairdresser [hair-dres-er] Noun A Wonderful Person Who Touches More Hearts Than Hair.

If I Don't Have Some Cake Soon, I Might Die.

Insanely Out of the Box Thoughts & Ideas.

Funny Crazy Wild Insightful and Loving Things My Kid Said.

Over Worked Under Caffeinated.

Per My Last Email.

I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have a Better Life.

10 Out Of 9 Accountants Can't Count.

Best Employee Ever.

Chaos Coordinator.

I Do Payroll, You Should Be Nice To Me.

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Mentor But Here I Am Crushing It.