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Love you so very much

Shit bitch you is fine

My boyfriend is hotter than my coffee

I love your ass just saying

I will look for you i will find you and i will make you do your exercises

I have a psychotic girlfriend

Hang on let me overthink this

Let's find a cure for stupid people

Don't make me use my lawyer voice

I love you so much i want to punch you in the face

Happy valentine's day - My love for you

I promise to love you even when you are old

I think you are cute

Shit my coworkers say

Fucking Great Husband Ever

Shit my students say

Brilliant ideas i had while drinking wine

Cool! look at you killing it as a hubby and shit

Thanks for all the orgasms

Shit to remember

Politicians i want to punch in the face

My list of shit to do

People i want to punch in the throat

My list of bodies buried in the woods